[Asterisk-Users] Re: Asterisk-Users digest, Vol 1 #2448 - 10 msgs

[John Todd]

Some I've added, some already existed, some I declined.  :-)

JT


>Pounds
>Sterling
>Screw You (purely optional :-)
>Your Call Is Being Connected
>Please Wait
>Sorry, Your Call Will Be Answered Soon
>Your Call Is Important. (That is why we have not yet bothered to 
>answer it, instead dancing around the office high on tip-ex.)
>
>And for the girlfriend filter:
>
>Sorry, that number has not been recognized. Please hangup and try again.
>or
>This number is no longer in operation, Please Hangup.
>or
>Welcome to the FBI Regional Headquarters, how may I help?
>or
>This number is busy. Please try again later.
>or
>The network is busy. Please try again later.
>or
>Your call could not be connected. Please try again later.
>
>Best,
>Ad.
>
>Possibly something to frighten the telesales?
>How about: "Thank you for calling. There is nobody available to take 
>your call. If you leave a long, loud message, we will return your 
>call at the most inconvenient time - most likely at 2am or whenever 
>you are asleep. Whilst we have been distracting you, our phone 
>system has captured the exact whereabouts of your dialing location. 
>We now know where you live. Thank you, and enjoy your day."
>
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