[asterisk-biz] [REALLY REALLY OT]
Steve Totaro
stotaro at totarotechnologies.com
Sun Feb 11 18:14:51 MST 2007
Dovid Bender wrote:
> Hi guys,
> The stress was getting to me last night and I figured I would create
> this. Kinda took my mind outa the moment and gave me a laugh. If
> anyone has any comments and or suggestions please email me off list. I
> think we can all use some of these once in a while when the work load
> gets to us. After I have a nice list of different scenarios I will
> post them on my site.
> Exten => working_hard,1,Set(feeling=stressed)
> Exten => working_hard,2,Feels(${feeling})
> exten => working_hard,3,Goto(pissed_off,1)
> exten => pissed_off,1,Get(${FAVORITE_BOOZE})
> exten => pissed_off,2,Drink(${FAVORITE_BOOZE})
> exten => pissed_off,3,DrinkSomeMore(${FAVORITE_BOOZE})
> exten => pissed_off,4,goto(feeling_happy,1)
> exten => feeling_happy,1,Worktill(${FAVORITE_BOOZE} wears off)
> exten => feeling_happy,2,WorkSomeMore
> exten => feeling_happy,3,goto(working_hard,1)
> PS I know my coding isn't exact. I don't need corrections on it ;)
First step is admitting you have a problem. ;-)
Answer YES or NO to the following questions.
1 - Have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but only
lasted for a couple of days?
Most of us in A.A. made all kinds of promises to ourselves and to our
families. We could not keep them. Then we came to A.A. A.A. said: "Just
try not to drink today." (If you do not drink today, you cannot get
drunk today.)
Yes No
2 - Do you wish people would mind their own business about your
drinking-- stop telling you what to do?
In A.A. we do not tell anyone to do anything. We just talk about our own
drinking, the trouble we got into, and how we stopped. We will be glad
to help you, if you want us to.
Yes No
3 - Have you ever switched from one kind of drink to another in the hope
that this would keep you from getting drunk?
We tried all kinds of ways. We made our drinks weak. Or just drank beer.
Or we did not drink cocktails. Or only drank on weekends. You name it,
we tried it. But if we drank anything with alcohol in it, we usually got
drunk eventually.
Yes No
4 - Have you had to have an eye-opener upon awakening during the past year?
Do you need a drink to get started, or to stop shaking? This is a pretty
sure sign that you are not drinking "socially."
Yes No
5 - Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble?
At one time or another, most of us have wondered why we were not like
most people, who really can take it or leave it.
Yes No
6 - Have you had problems connected with drinking during the past year?
Be honest! Doctors say that if you have a problem with alcohol and keep
on drinking, it will get worse -- never better. Eventually, you will
die, or end up in an institution for the rest of your life. The only
hope is to stop drinking.
Yes No
7 - Has your drinking caused trouble at home?
Before we came into A.A., most of us said that it was the people or
problems at home that made us drink. We could not see that our drinking
just made everything worse. It never solved problems anywhere or anytime.
Yes No
8 - Do you ever try to get "extra" drinks at a party because you do not
get enough?
Most of us used to have a "few" before we started out if we thought it
was going to be that kind of party. And if drinks were not served fast
enough, we would go some place else to get more.
Yes No
9 - Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want to,
even though you keep getting drunk when you don't mean to?
Many of us kidded ourselves into thinking that we drank because we
wanted to. After we came into A.A., we found out that once we started to
drink, we couldn't stop.
Yes No
10 - Have you missed days of work or school because of drinking?
Many of us admit now that we "called in sick" lots of times when the
truth was that we were hung-over or on a drunk.
Yes No
11 - Do you have "blackouts"?
A "blackout" is when we have been drinking hours or days which we cannot
remember. When we came to A.A., we found out that this is a pretty sure
sign of alcoholic drinking.
Yes No
12 - Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink?
Many of us started to drink because drinking made life seem better, at
least for a while. By the time we got into A.A., we felt trapped. We
were drinking to live and living to drink. We were sick and tired of
being sick and tired.
Yes No
Did you answer YES four or more times? If so, you are probably in
trouble with alcohol. Why do we say this? Because thousands of people in
A.A. have said so for many years. They found out the truth about
themselves — the hard way.
But again, only you can decide whether you think A.A. is for you. Try to
keep an open mind on the subject. If the answer is YES, we will be glad
to show you how we stopped drinking ourselves. Just call.
A.A. does not promise to solve your life's problems. But we can show you
how we are learning to live without drinking "one day at a time." We
stay away from that "first drink." If there is no first one, there
cannot be a tenth one. And when we got rid of alcohol, we found that
life became much more manageable.
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