[asterisk-users] FYI about my Mona Vie business venture

[Brent Davidson]

LOL

Reminds me of that old Ray Stevens Song - Jeremiah Peabody's 
Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and 
Purple Pills....

Oh Yeah....  Binary System = Pyramid Scheme

BJ Weschke wrote:
>  I'll give you an A+ for originality after I get done laughing and then 
> we'll still ask you to take this off list. :-)
>
> BerkHolz, Steven wrote:
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>> Asterisk work does not pay all of my bills, so I have joined up with a company that has a very good payment plan.
>>
>> I have recently become a Mona Vie Independent Distributor.
>>
>> I am not going to go into a sales pitch.
>> This is just an FYI to this opportunity.
>>
>> The company has grown into a Billion dollar company in just 2 years.
>> This company's compensation plan is the best and quickest that I have seen.
>> My brother-in-law has only been in the business for a month and is already making a profit.
>>
>> The first thing that I noticed when researching the opportunity, was that I could find no negative statements about it.
>>
>> The product itself has many health benefits.
>>
>> So far:
>> My knees no longer ache.
>> We are both sleeping better. I literally do not stir once asleep.
>> My restless leg syndrome has not been noticed.
>> I seem to have more energy.
>>
>> The main ingredient is the acai berry.
>>
>> Here is a list of what it is supposed to do:
>> Boosts energy levels
>> Improves digestive function
>> Improves mental clarity/focus
>> Promotes sound sleep
>> Provides all vital vitamins
>> Contains several important minerals
>> Is an extremely powerful free radical fighter
>> Acai has very high levels of fibers
>> Cleanses and Detoxifies the body of infectious toxins
>> Strengthens your immune system
>> Enhances sexual desire and performance
>> Fights cancerous cells
>> Slows down the aging process
>> Promotes healthier and younger-looking skin
>> Alleviates diabetes
>> Normalizes and regulates cholesterol levels
>> Helps maintain healthy heart function
>> Minimizes inflammation
>> Improves circulation
>> Prevents artherosclerosis
>> Enhances visual acuity
>>
>>
>> The income can be made in two ways (actually more, but two primary ways)
>> 1.      Reselling the product at a marked up price. This is something that I have no interest in, and do not personally know anyone doing this.
>> 2.      Team Commissions.
>> a.      You make back 5 percent of the sales that occur below you in your tree.
>> b.      You only have to personally sign 2 people.  Other people above you will be adding to your tree.
>> c.      They call it a binary system, where you only have 2 people directly under you, and any other people that you add go down to the bottom and benefit others as well as yourself.
>> d.      I already have two people underneath me and have not personally signed anyone yet, so it is a quick growing tree, even for people that may not be as motivated.
>> e.      After a month, My brother-in-law has NO more out of pocket expenses to stay in this system.  The money he is earning is paying for his Minimum requirements. The rest is profit.
>>
>> To sign up to be a distributor , which is required to make money, is $54
>> A case of Mona Vie is $120.
>> A case will last 2 people a month. (you only take 2 ounces a day)
>>
>> This may seem like a lot, but:
>> 1.      You will not need to buy any vitamins.
>> 2.      My brother-in-law is already making $200 a month, after being in the system for a month, So his cost for the Mona Vie is covered and he is making $80 a month.
>> 3.      As more people sign up, the amount he gets back will increase.
>>
>>
>> Anyway, I am not intending this to be pushy or salesy, I just wanted to let my associates, that may be looking for additional income,  know about this.
>>
>> Here is the Website, if you are interested in researching this:
>> http://teamvie.blogspot.com/
>> http://www.monavie.com
>> Also, feel free to Google it.
>>
>> I am very excited with this, both in the health benefits I am already seeing, and the income potential.
>>
>> Please feel free to let me know if this is something that you may be interested in, and I can get you more information.
>>
>> Thank You,
>> Steven B
>> TeamVie at Gmail.com
>>
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