[Asterisk-Dev] Status of latest round of Allison recordings

[Rob Fugina]

Just wanted to catch everybody up.  So many people contributed to the
work list that I'd probably miss several if I tried to notify just
them.  Many people contributed funds, too, which I greatly appreciate.
 We were able to get the entire list done, which added up to two full
hours of work on Allison's part.  And that's just the recordings --
I'm doing the editing myself.

Which brings me to this:  I'm just about finished with the editing.  I
think it'll take me a couple more evenings to finish grouping and
naming all of the individual files appropriately, then I need to make
up the index, and I'll upload the whole thing to the bugtracker for
inclusion in CVS.  This should all be done by a week from now.

I did already upload prompts for several specific patches -- privacy
manager, meetme enhancements, phrase management...  I think there was
one other.

Attached is the final script Allison worked from, so everyone can see
what's on its way.

Rob
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* Asterisk general:
It is not necessary to dial a 1 when dialing this number.
It is not necessary to dial a 1 or the area code when dialing this number.
It is not necessary to dial the area code when dialing this number.
You must first dial... <digit> ...when dialing this number.
All outgoing lines are currently unavailable.
Please try again later.
Call waiting
Please answer the following.
Voicemail system
Race (don't know what this is for)
If you need help, please hang up and dial the operator.
Your call cannot be completed due to network error.
Your call cannot be completed due to a temporary error
Your call cannot be completed due to an error at the receiving telephone company.
Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
Please hang up and try your call again.
Please check the number and dial again.
We're sorry (I'm sorry is already recorded...)
We apologize / but...
No route exists to the dialed destintation
That service is not implemented
That option is not implemented
This call has be preempted
The last error on this line was...
Cause code
Q dot nine three one
Q dot nine thirty one
message number
error number
C L L I
You have reached a test number
The tones that follow are for the deaf.
Test tones follow
For quality control and training purposes, this call may be monitored or recorded.
To dial by name...
<to do x, press a -- to do y, press b -- > otherwise, <do something else>
Please enter the first three letters of your party's first or last name.  (emphasize 'or' just a bit)
Please enter your numeric message after the tone.
Who would you like to call?
A connect charge...
A connect charge of <50 cents>
... for the first ...
Minute
Minutes
The number is not answering.
You do not have enough credit to dial this number.
<50) cents per minute
seconds
... will apply.
This call will cost...
Your confirmation number is...
This <something> is now being recorded.
('somethings' for above:)  call / conference / channel
This is the voice mail system.
The mailbox / for / <somebody> / has / <5 messages>.
To log in to voicemail...
To hang up, <press 6>
<press 6> ...to hang up.
(bug 2491) ... or press 6 to eject the last user.
Press pound to log in to voicemail or star to hang up.
The call you have made requires a... < 50 cent > ...deposit.
The speed dial entry you have accessed is empty.
To hear the caller ID of the last call...
The party at the number you have dialed has decided not to take calls from your number at this time.
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
through
load average
...is not in the...
Thanks for using...
variable
explanation
language
roaming
staff
users
To protect internet bandwidth and maintain call quality, this system has a limit on the number of simultaneous calls.
Simultaneous call limit reached.
Your attention is required.
The system has crashed.
Restarting
Self destruct
initiating
terminating
initiated
terminated
cancelled
Sorry you are having problems.
quality control
quality assurance
training
purposes
You can press...
... at any time.
and
or
and-or
for...
press...
hit...
was
Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no.
was
Shall I try again?
inbound
outbound
... to leave a message for...

* Wakeup call enhancements:
For a one-time wakeup call...
For a daily wakeup call...
Daily wakeup call
One-time wakeup call

* More computer/network terms:  (if all-lowercase, prounounce.  If all-caps, read letters)
web
HTTP
telnet
secure shell
pop
imap (eye-map)
FTP
DNS
TCP
UDP
ICMP
port
server
windows
linux
system
box
machine
unix
time
date
uptime
disk
swap
memory
traffic
denial of service
available
unavailable
ping
packet
loss
count
number
milliseconds
up
down
spam
panic
crash

* Departments:
We don't have tech support.
There is no customer support.
To report an emergency...
To report a system or network down...
For sales...
For billing...
For technical support...
For service...
To reach an operator...
To reach the first available representative...
You seem impatient.
If you have a maintenance contract or require emergency assistance...
Please wait, and I will attempt to patch you through to our on-call engineer.
In case I am unsuccessful, you should speak to...
at the following number.
I am sorry, but I was unable to connect you to our on-call engineer. /  Please try manually.
Academic Support
Accounting
Accounts payable
Accounts receivable
Administration
Athletics
Auditing
Barn 
Barns 
Billing
Billing and Collections 
Bookstore
Business Development
CEO's Office
Cafeteria 
Campground Office 
Chemistry
Claims
Collections
Communications
Complaint
Compliance 
Conference Reservations
Copy Center
Counseling Services
Customer Accounts
Customer Relations
Customer Service 
Department
Department Administrator
Design 
Development
Distribution
Duplication
Emergency
Engineering
Facilities
Finals
Finance 
Food Service
Food Services 
Health Center
Help desk
Housekeeping 
Human Resources
I.T. Services 
Information
Information Technology
Inside Sales
Internal Audit
Investor Relations
Janitorial 
Legal
Library
Loss Prevention
Mail room
Maintenance 
Management
Manufacturing 
Marketing 
Mathematics
Motor pool
Network Operation Center
Network Operations
New Accounts
Office 
Operations
Order Desk
Orders
Outside Sales 
Personnel 
Physics
Planning
Pre-sales support
President's Office
Printing
Product
Production 
Projects
Public Relations
Purchasing 
Quality Assurance
Quality Control
Rebates
Receiving
Reception
Registrar
Repair 
Research
Research and Development
Reservations
Risk Management
Room Service
Sales
Sales Floor
Sciences
Secretary
Security 
Service 
Shipping
Shop
Show Office 
Software
Store Accounting
Support 
Systems
Technical Support
Telesales 
Trading Desk
Transportation
Travel
Treasury

* Numbers/currencies:
Euro
Euros
Cent
Cents
Pound
Pence
Penny
Pennies
P (as in, the abbreviation for pence)
point (for use in floating-point numbers -- "53 point 2 degrees")

* Privacy manager stuff: (read each quotation as a single, unbroken message)

"Dial 1 if you wish this caller to reach you directly now and in the future,
Dial 2 if you wish to send this caller to voicemail now and forevermore.
Dial 3 to send this caller to the torture menus, now and forevermore.
Dial 4 to send this caller to a polite "don't call" menu, now and forevermore.
Dial 5 to allow this caller to come straight thru to you in the future,
but  just this once, send them to voicemail."

"You have these options:
Dial 1 if you wish to immediately connect to the incoming call
Dial 2 if you wish to send this caller to voicemail.
Dial 3 to send this caller to the torture menus.
Dial 4 to send this caller to a polite 'don't call' menu."

"Thank you. Please hold, while I attempt to connect you with your party!"

"At the tone, please say your name:"

"I have a caller waiting, who introduces themselves as..."


* Conferencing stuff (bug 2382):
The conference will begin when the leader arrives.
<1> user will join the conference.
<3> users will join the conference.
The leader has left the conference.
You will now be placed into the conference.
<so-and-so> has entered the conference.
<so-and-so> has left the conference.
That conference is full.
You have been banned from this conference.
You are now the only person left in this conference.
There are / <75> / people in this conference.
You are in conference number...
System operator requested.
System operator request cancelled.
The sysop...

* AstCC:
Please enter your 12-digit account number, skipping any punctuation, followed by the pound key.
Please enter your / <75> / -digit account number, / skipping any punctuation, / followed by the pound key.
...followed by the hash key.
...followed by pound.
The card number you have entered is invalid.
The account number you have entered is invalid.
The balance of your account is...
Your account balance is...
... is at ...
work.
home.

* Phrase management:
Phrase management
To record a phrase...
To review a phrase...
You have entered an invalid option.
prompt number...
announcement number...

* Blacklist/whitelist stuff:
To blacklist the last caller...
To blacklist this number...
To whitelist the last caller...
To whitelist this number...
The last caller was...
You have been blacklisted on this system.
If you feel this is an error...
If you feel this is in error, or unjust, please leave a message after the tone.  Otherwise, please hang up now.
Please stop calling.  You are not welcome here.  (once straight, and once mildly annoyed)
"Due to the huge number of unsolicited calls we recieve, we are now screening all inbound calls where a caller ID is unavailable or withheld."
If this is an unsolicited sales or marketing call, please be advised that we only wish to be contacted in writing.
Please dial / <some number> / to hear our contact details.
Please stay on the line to be connected.
You are calling from...
Your callerid is...
This number is...
not
blocked
blacklisted
whitelisted

* Weather:
around
barometer
ceiling
dew point
falling
feet
foot
gust
gusting to
gusts
gusty
heat index
humidity
inch
inches
kilometer
large
meter
mist
northeast
northwest
percent
point
rainfall
rising
southeast
southwest
steady
temperature
visibility 
wind chill
winds

* Automation nouns:
< the something-or-other > has been left <open/closed/on/off>
AC
DC
PSI
air conditioner
alarm
amp
amps
attic
baby sleeping mode
back
basement
bathroom
bedroom
bright
caller ID
car port
christmas lights
christmas tree
closet
coffee pot
cool
cooling
deck
den
dim
diningroom
door
doors
down
driveway
dryer
fan
first floor
floor
floors
fountain
foyer
front
furnace
game room
garage
great room
guest room
hall
heat
heat pump
heating
hot tub
house
intruder
is
kitchen
lamp
lamps
landscape
laundry
library
light
lights
livingroom
locked
locking
mailbox
master
off
office
on
open
patio
phone
play
play room
pool
porch
power failure
pressure
quiet mode
reset
roof
room
rooms
second floor
secure
security system
set
side
solar
sprinklers
still
stove
sump pump
sunroom
system
systems
thermostat
tower
unlocked
unlocking
up
volt
volts
washing machine
water heater
watt
watts
well pump
window
windows
yard
ohm
ohms
farad (fair'-add)
farads
degree
degrees
kelvin
decibel
decibels

* Automation prompts:
For a quick status report...
For an extended status report...
For a weather report...
To control lights and appliances...
To control environmental systems...

* APRS/Ham Radio:
altitude
and
approching
bearing
call terminated
connected
connecting
connection failed.
connection timed out.
decode
disconnected
email
encode
feet
frequency
has arrived at
headed towards
heading
hertz
highway
in service
interstate
kilometer
location
mail
meters
miles
near
node
off duty
packet
position
range
remote already in this mode
The remote is already in this mode.
remote base
repeat only
repeater
simplex
duplex
speed
station
<that station> has not been seen for <X minutes>
<that station> was last seen <heading DIRECTION> on <...>
                                           ... towards ...
                                           ... from ...


* State names:
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

* City names:
Albuquerque
Arlington
Atlanta
Austin
Baltimore
Boston
Charlotte
Chicago
Cleveland
Colorado Springs
Columbus
Dallas
Denver
Detroit
El Paso
Fort Worth
Fresno
Honolulu
Houston
Indianapolis
Jacksonville
Kansas City
Las Vegas
Long Beach
Los Angeles
Memphis
Mesa
Miami
Milwaukee
Minneapolis
Nashville
New Orleans
New York
Oakland
Oklahoma City
Omaha
Philadelphia
Phoenix
Portland
Sacramento
San Antonio
San Diego
San Francisco
San Jose
Seattle
Saint Louis
Tucson
Tulsa
Tuscon
Virginia Beach
Washington, D.C.
Wichita


* Replacements:
(piecing together separate 'press' and '<digit>' recording isn't very smooth)
...press 1
...press 2
...press 3
...press 4
...press 5
...press 6
...press 7
...press 8
...press 9
...press zero
...press star
...press pound
...press hash
...press tilde
...press escape
...press return
...press enter
...press the space bar

* Misc:
splat
hash
male
female
bytes
kilobytes
megabytes
gigabytes
terabytes
bits
kilobits
megabits
gigabits
terabits
hertz
kilohertz
megahertz
gigahertz

* Humor:
You are in a maze of twisty little menus, all alike.
Plugh  (pronounced ploog, not plug)
There is a shiny brass lamp nearby.
Knock knock...
Moron  (by itself, as if you're calling someone a...)
Idiot	(ditto)
You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
Go away!  (annoyed, maybe other ways...)
Oops! (several different ways)
Yes, dear.  (playful, seductive)
Are you still there?
I don't understand.  (several different ways -- emotionless, confused, despondent, carefree...)
All other options are left as an exercise for the caller.
Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear.
Someone you trust is one of us.  (I'm not sure how to tell you to read
	this -- you need to try to make the listener paranoid or suspicious...)
That's one small step for Asterisk -- One giant leap for mankind.
Just because I made it up doesn't mean it isn't true!
This system will self-destruct in...
I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.  (think 2001: A Space Odyssey)