[Asterisk-Users] Re: Advice on OS Choice

Joe Greco jgreco at ns.sol.net
Sun Oct 17 11:27:51 MST 2004


> Joe Greco [jgreco at ns.sol.net] wrote:
> > Kevin Walsh wrote:
> > > Joe Greco [jgreco at ns.sol.net] asked his mother to write:
> > > > Kevin Walsh wrote:
> > > > > *plonk*
> > > > 
> > > > Plonk yourself, retard.
> > > >
> > > Haha.  Nice comeback - that must have taken you ages to think up.
> > > 
> > Now:  Are you even aware of the meaning of "*plonk*"?
> > 
> > If so, why did you see my reply?
> > 
> > For the non-USENET folks here, "*plonk*" is supposed to be an indication
> > that the poster has been relegated to a kill file or other filter
> > mechanism...  replying to someone after you've "plonked" them is a great
> > way to scream "I'm a newbie and I have no idea what plonk means, but it
> > SOUNDS cool, look at me, I'm so cool!"
> 
> I see that you've looked up the meaning of *plonk* now, and have
> probably realised that "plonk yourself" is not technically correct in
> that context.

Yes, it is.  It suggests that you go killfile yourself, sparing us the
tediousness.

> Replying to someone after they claimed to have *plonked* you is just
> a cowardly way of ensuring that you get the last word in. 

*plonk*ing someone is a cowardly way of trying to say "I am trying to win
by virtue of trying to make my message the last word."  I fail to be 
impressed; PKB rule clearly applies, as do some others.

> I knew that
> you would either have no idea what the word meant, or would reply anyway,
> so I didn't bother with the filter at that time.  Perhaps I should do so
> now.

Uh huh.  Actually, it was I who recognized you as an old time alt.flame
luser, and I just couldn't resist seeing if you were one of those sissies
who likes to say "*plonk*" but who can't follow through on the
requirement to actually killfile the person and stop replying to further
messages - a fundamental requirement when you "*plonk*".

> Now that we've sorted that out, can you please shut up.  Your contrived
> medical examples have taken this thread so far away from Asterisk, it's
> unbelievable.

My "contrived medical example" is currently a product manufactured by a
global household name that's installed in a nearby hospital to which you 
may someday find yourself hooked up to.  HTH, HAND.

Spare yourself the embarrassment of any further public errors.

Best,

... JG
-- 
Joe Greco - sol.net Network Services - Milwaukee, WI - http://www.sol.net
"We call it the 'one bite at the apple' rule. Give me one chance [and] then I
won't contact you again." - Direct Marketing Ass'n position on e-mail spam(CNN)
With 24 million small businesses in the US alone, that's way too many apples.



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